Some more quotes

I ain't fat, I just burn food more efficiently!

Love me when I deserve the least for that is when I need it the most!

I don't despise vegetarians. Apart from not wanting my chicken biscuit, I've heard they make a good crunchy snack!

People often refer to knowing things like the back of their hand. Can anyone tell me how many hairs do they have on the third finger?

The mind unfettered by the chains of destiny that bind the body soars to the sky.
It is free and hence the feels not the bondage the chains provide.
But when it is not free, it still does not feel the shackles since it is dead already.

I avoid judging people. To weigh them against some utopian measure of virtue or quality is being unfair not to them but to oneself. The true judgment of a man is that he does not judge people but accepts them as they are. For in this acceptance of his, he has truly measured up to being human as he can be.

Relationships are like a house of cards. The bigger you build the easier it is for a zephyr to turn it to shambles.

On Life...

Life is a reality show without the $1M prize at the end

Life sucks… and it thinks I am the popsicle!

Life is like a bumper sticker... You chase the car down 10 blocks to read it and find it was not worth it!

When I was a kid, all I wanted to do was to grow up. Now I try in vain to be the kid I could have been.

Have you ever walked into a wall... Which was moving towards you? With a purpose and at 50mph? Have you? Well... neither have I, coz where I come from, they have speed-limits for walls with a purpose!