Friday, January 08, 2010

The first 10 for 2010

Being your own doctor is about knowing when to self-medicate on alcohol.

Fashion is not about beauty. It is about ugliness. For beautiful is perfect and doesn't need to be changed. Fashion on the other hand, needs to be changed every now and then.

I know the horizon is not real. Yet I chase it so that one day I'll be able to run fast enough to get past it!

I won't ask why it rains on me though I do want to know where I can find my umbrella.

It's unbelievable as to how people hope that the new year is going to be wonderful and great whilst they have just seen its predecessor beat all records of crappiness.

Never say no to an offer that will never be made!

Relationships are easy. Just like 5th grade maths. The only problem is that most of us aren't past the 2nd grade.

The easiest way to a man's heart is through is stomach because it is ridiculously hard to cut through the ribcage!

The trick behind being intelligent is about knowing when to be stupid.

Going beyond the obvious at times just requires a good look at the obvious itself.


Hatikvah said...

Dude, its a 20/20 era; You need to double up those comments (their profundity sure has...)

Abhijit Karnik said...

Haha Hatikvah... no 20/20s... I can't do the wham-bam thank you mam quickies... it has to be 10s, slowly and painstakingly compiled like Ravi Shashtri close to his century :)