Why? Coz there are twelve of them this time...
Did you ever notice that when you are out with a pretty friend who is just a friend all you see around you are couples? It is like sitting in at a crowded bar and God, the bartender hands you a glass of milk!
Man, you are so dumb that you should do evolution a favor and desist!
Going by your gut's feeling is dangerous... That's the one that makes all the shit!
Clumsiness: A temporary state of behaviour induced by beautiful human objects at close proximity.
Corollary definition: Beauty: State of existence of certain humans (read feminine), the degree of which is directly proportional to the clumsiness of other humans around.
Incompetence: The general state of the world when you are having a really bad day.
The world is your oyster… Kinda sucks when you are allergic to shellfish.
I have a slim waist... it's just hiding behind the spare one I've got around it!
To know your shortcomings is knowledge... to live with them, is wisdom
Fear a man with no reason... for it is reason that spawns the fear of loss... absence of fear means there is nothing to lose... and a man with nothing to lose is the most dangerous of them all...
Someone once said that asking an author about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about a dog... But given the satisfaction of showering a well-meaning lamppost, make me a dog... er.. critic anyday!
Shakespeare said, "The journey ends when lovers meet"... it is then that you suddenly realize that your luggage got sent somewhere else and that you took the wrong train!
I am addicted to change… Can’t you see I am already getting the withdrawal symptoms!
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