Love is like Vindaloo curry. It takes the roof of your mouth off, it makes you cry in the morning. But when you see it on the other table in the evening, you say, “God I really miss curry!” -- This one is credited to the soap Dr. House MD... rest are original
I don’t need tears to cry because my tears are not for you to see.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do... Damn it people!!! Say that I can't do something!
Ideas are like shit... The noisiest splatters are easy to come by... but the real stinkers are the hardest and most painful to push out!
People don't like me and I don't like people... It is a pretty mutual understanding
Life's a box of chocolates... sometimes someone has already eaten through it...
Life's a well-written play... damn... someone forgot to send me my script...
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